This is what I get in my e-mail most days.
1. Apparently my penis needs to be enlarged - must be the case because I get three e-mails a day on this subject. Good thing - otherwise I would never have known that I had this problem. Just one time I wish I'd get told I need my brain made smaller.
1a: I need Viagra to make it work.
2. I need to spend more money on internet pornography. There is much I could do in this area because my average monthly expenditure, including taxes, shipping and handling is, ok I will round this off, $0.00. And most of the stuff I am supposed to buy includes barnyard animals, 18 year old girls who look 13 and involves acts that most of us choose to confine to the bathroom. This is just plain insulting. I am 39, single all my life, straight, and I am a total computer geek. Has it never occured to these people that a guy like me would have years ago figured out how to get any and all the porn off of the internet he needs FOR FREE????????????????
3. I don't gamble enough. Once again other than a poker game every few years I spend $0.00 a month on gambling. I certainly having nothing against gambling as long as you can still buy your daughter those $250 designer jeans she wants every six weeks and you don't loose your house, your spouse or your enitire family. Not for me - I drink, I smoke, and the very very very last thing I need is another stupid habit that costs me money.
(P.S. Maybe since I don't smoke anymore I should now take up gambling TF, 2005).
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